Thanks, Noah. I will do my best. I have doubts about James and Martin. Again, an exceptional quarter capping off an exceptional year. FRE for the year was $2.5 billion, up 23% year over year. SRE was $3.4 billion, normalized plus 9% year over year. The business is firing on all cylinders. Origination record volume crossed the $300 billion mark. More importantly, robust consistent spread of 350 basis points over treasuries with an average rating of BBB. Capital formation record inflows of $228 billion, both Athene and Asset Management ACS, marked the third straight record year. Most important to us, this is all done with strong investment performance without reaching. To give you a sense of just how strong, all buckets of credit were up 8% to 12%, hybrid value up 16% for the year, Fund X, our most recent vintage Fund XIII, 22% net IRR, strong DPI versus an industry DPI that rounds closer to zero. Looking forward, all of the drivers that powered us in 2025 are going to power us in 2026. In fact, I would say that they're more mature. And if you think about what's happening in our business, we are going from serving one market, institutional false portfolios, to serving six markets. We now serve individuals, we serve insurance, we serve the debt and equity buckets of our institutional clients, we serve traditional asset managers, and we hope to serve more robustly the 401(k) market. Each of these markets has the ability to be roughly the same size as our original market, which powered the entire industry. Understanding that these markets require different products, different product structures, different access points, different investments in technology to serve, and you will see these markets mature more and more over time. As we look forward, we think the trends that are showing up in 2025 will show up even more in 2026 and again in 2027. To give you a brief sense of progress, the individual market saw more than $18 billion of inflows, now nine strategies in excess of $500 million of annual fundraising. Insurance saw more than $15 billion of third-party insurance with a very active pipeline increasing growth in our fixed income replacement business. What we see is a number of the leading investors in the world moving to this notion of a total portfolio approach. Total portfolio approach essentially opens up the debt and equity buckets of these institutions to private assets in competition for what has historically been 100% market share for public assets. Traditional asset managers, you saw the announcement with Schroders this morning, which I expect to grow into a multibillion-dollar partnership. And PRIV, our ETF with State Street, now approaches $700 million in size, and more importantly, it's among the top performers of investment-grade ETFs everywhere. Again, proving that private can be both liquid and illiquid. In this case, private investment grade being fully liquid. We're also seeing progress in our DC and 401(k) products in motion with State Street, with Empower, with One Digital, and with one very large RIA. Everything we're talking about ultimately comes down to the promise of private markets, which is excess return per unit of risk, and our ability to generate assets or originate assets with excess spread at scale is becoming more and more important, and our historical investment in origination has given us a bit of a competitive moat that others are trying to catch up to. Outlook in 2026 for Asset Management, which will not be a flagship fund year, continues to be 20% plus FRE growth. In Retirement Services, the demand for retirement income has never been higher. The global retirement crisis is coming much more into view. We as a world and we as societies are starting to deal with the consequences of this. You saw more than $80 billion of inflows in 2025. You should expect approximately $85 billion of inflows in 2026. More than $5 billion of this will be from a market that we were not in eighteen months ago, and then I believe will turn out to be a very large share of our business. Our November teach-in set a very clear path. The SRE growth remains durable. We expect 10% SRE growth in 2026, and we reaffirm the 10% growth on average through '29, assuming we do what we're supposed to do in the alternatives. We step back and we think about macro. All of this comes down to a focus on risk and reward. Each of us has our own way of expressing what it is we're doing. The way I like to express it is to talk about markets that essentially exist on a playing field. For most of my career, 95% of the outcomes have been on that field, and very little has been outside that. In fact, it was such a small percentage chance that we never really thought about it that much and didn't really hedge. Sometimes we liked what was in front of us in terms of valuation, in terms of liquidity, in terms of economic outlook, and sometimes not. But we knew how to navigate those cycles. What we're watching now is just an increased percentage or increased probability of outcomes outside of established lanes or an established playing field. One needs to take those factors into account as you invest, as you think, as you think about risk and reward. What's becoming clear in our industry is the notion of having a principal's mindset versus an agent's mindset. A principal's mindset approaches every asset and every asset class as if they're going to own it for the long term because they do. An agent's mindset responds to the hot dot in the marketplace and asks more fundamentally, can the asset be sold? Is the asset popular? I believe a principal mindset will serve us very well. Jim will give you some notion of software, and I will steal only a little bit of his thunder. But in our PE business, our software exposure rounds to zero. In our Athene balance sheet, our software exposure rounds closer to zero than to one. In ADS, half the exposure of our large peers. Software is an amazing business. The market's overreaction to software is extreme. But clearly, factors have changed, and we have good software companies and bad software and good valuations and bad valuations. If you were aggressive at a point in time when valuations were very high, and not a lot of diligence was being done, and people were expecting growth forever, you're playing defense now. I assure you, we are on offense. Software will be a very attractive sector, albeit not at the valuation levels and with the kind of underwriting that has been done previously. To give you a sense of how this principal mindset plays out, take our largest private markets direct lending vehicle, ADS, now more than $25 billion. For the quarter and for the year, approximately 8% return. Lowest leverage, top of the capital structure, large company, no pick. I assure you, ADS is on offense. In hybrid, our largest vehicle there is AAA, which now exceeds some $25 billion. AAA, 12% inception to date return, very low volatility, 43 of 44 positive quarters, including 23 consecutive positive quarters. This is the perfect strategy for institutions who are thinking about a total portfolio approach in that on a risk-reward basis, it has outperformed almost everything else in their book. In our equity business, the 39 gross and 24 net return for our PE flagship funds over the last three and a half decades just can't be matched. At Athene, while others have reached for spread, we have been positioned defensively. We've built a $24 billion position of cash, treasuries, and agencies. While this is a short-term drag, we are always willing to sacrifice short-term profitability for doing the right thing, and it gives us significant firepower to redeploy. Athene maintains plenty of flexibility, and some of the levers that we've seen even industry leaders undertake, whether it's the move to Cayman or asset risk-taking, we have simply not had to do. Nor will we do. When you come to work each day with a principal's mindset, you just approach your business very differently. Athene is a very tough competitor with numerous advantages. Let me just wrap up by saying last week we had a chance to spend time in Tokyo with our 200 partners, an unbelievable cultural moment. Theme of playing to win, tremendous excitement, not just about what's happening, but what is in the kitchen, that we're working on, which we expect to roll out over the next six months. We'll focus on what makes Apollo Apollo and responding to the cultural moment and not simply growing our business for the sake of growing our business, but growing our business at scale with quality and with intentionality. Jim, over to you.