All right. Greetings and salutations. It's great to see everyone today. We're actually back in New York City at the NASDAQ where we had Investor Day in December. I see some familiar faces. Also, great to have institutional analysts and some finance content creators. I see some finance content creators as well with us today. So that's Robin with live audience for the first time, always innovating across every aspect of the business and the earnings is no exception, right? So let's get right into it. Second quarter, I think we really kept raising the bar with industry-leading product velocity across our 3 focus areas: #1 in active traders, #1 in wallet share for the next generation and the #1 global financial ecosystem. So why don't we dived in a little bit. Our active trader offering just keeps leveling up, record trading volumes in Q2 across equities, options, prediction markets, index options and futures and by the way, pretty awesome that index options volumes grew 60% from Q1 and event contracts more than doubled from Q1 to nearly 1 billion in Q2. I think these results were driven by relentless innovation, including in Q2, new tooling capabilities for mobile Legend, the team's rapidly shipping updates. Cortex for Gold members, starting with stock digest, which have been used by hundreds of thousands of our customers. And the best is yet to come after 3 great product events so far this year, we're hosting the second annual HOOD Summit for active traders. That's going to be an event in Las Vegas in just a few weeks and it's going to be much bigger than last year. Last year's event was pretty big, but this 1 should be twice as big. So that's very exciting. We're also working to serve far more of our customers' assets, which have doubled year-over-year to more than $0.25 trillion, how amazing is that. A few highlights there. Average assets per funded customer was over $10,000 for the first time, nearly doubling from a year ago. So a lot of people thought Robinhood is always going to be in the low single-digit thousands per account, but we just keep compounding and that assets per customer keeps marching upward. Robinhood Strategies. We've grown that by multiples, now over 100,000 funded customers and over $0.5 billion in assets. So just a few months after launch there. We've tripled Robinhood Gold cardholders year-to-date. So over 300,000 cardholders. We continue to like what we're seeing, and we're going to keep accelerating the rollout from here. Retirement assets are now over $20 billion, over $20 billion in assets. So this is customers entrusting us with their most long- term serious money. And that's more than doubled in the past year. And we're excited to launch Robinhood Banking in the fall, so customers can bring even more of their assets in Robinhood. Now actually, with Banking, we just rolled this out internally to the full employee base. It's really good. I think we're putting the finishing touches on it. I think you're really going to like it and very innovative offering. So plenty more there. Global financial ecosystem, we've been pushing even harder there. So I'm sure many of you saw our crypto event in France: To Catch a Token. We expanded our European offering to 30 countries, serving over 400 million people including stock tokens, which I think tokenization is the biggest innovation in capital markets in over a decade. Stock tokens will do for stocks, what stablecoin did for fiat currencies. Benefits to users, including 24/7 trading, instant settlement, the power of self-custody, and also gives us the ability to expand to other assets, make all sorts of assets that previously were inaccessible to retail, tradable 24/7 just like any crypto asset. So that includes, of course, private markets and lots of other real-world assets. Perpetual futures coming soon in Europe, and that's been very, very well received actually when we announced that. So very excited to roll that out. The U.S. is not far behind. Ton of legislative progress. You guys know the GENIUS Act just passed. We've launched staking in the U.S. with over 750 million stakes in just the first month. So pretty incredible progress for staking in the U.S. Bitstamp exchange by Robinhood, that acquisition closed. So we now have a growing institutional business, and we think that's going to be a big 1 over time. And of course, the Robinhood Chain, to my knowledge, the first Layer 2 blockchain that's optimized and built with real-world assets in mind. So wrapping it up, as a result of the strong product velocity, great business results. Revenue is up 45% year-over-year to nearly $1 billion. The third highest quarter of net deposits ever, 6 straight quarter, over $10 billion actually for net deposits, and that's continued through July. The strong July for net deposits puts us on track to exceed last year's total, which was $50 billion in net deposits, which was again a record. Gold subscribers up to a record $3.5 million, the Gold team has been doing a very, very nice job. That's 13% adoption when you look at our overall customer base. But if you look at new customers that joined in quarter, north of 35% adoption. So that's been really good to see it. And we now have over 600,000 international customers when you fold in the customers we get via Bitstamp. So that's becoming a bigger and bigger part of the business. So we feel great about Q2 product velocity and results. I'll turn it over to you, Jason, to talk about financials before taking some Q&A.